The Focus Marketing M.O.O.S.E.

From an unnamed source, some important info about a new initiative:

During a recent SynDAG (Synergistic Day Away to Gripe), the newest synerteam, “O.U.T.” (Unusual Opportunities Team) requested that FOF (Focus on the Family) implement the new Marketing M.O.O.S.E. (Marketing Outside Our Standard Expectations) guidelines.

This new M.O.O.S.E. PIP (Point for Improvement Process) calls for FOF to exhibit a large, inflatable moose on stage at all sponsored events. (Chapel is the exception) The hope for O.U.T.’s M.O.O.S.E. P.I.P. is that Focus will generate new D.I.P.s (Donors and Interested Parties).

So the gist of it all is this: Get the M.O.O.S.E. O.U.T. you D.I.P.s!